Links, links and more bloody links
I once heard that everyone in the world has one special soulmate waiting for them. Unfortunately, mine is a pint of chocolate chocolate chunk ice cream.

While half-ass-edly combing the web I came across a few pro/anti-Valentine's Day sites. Mostly Anti-Valentine's Day. Mostly bitter.

Love Stinks -- A collection of anti-valentine's day movies. (These, I'm assuming, mostly for the single who will be home eating jube-jubes with plenty of time to watch them. All.)
Anti-Valentine's Day Merchandise -- "* Black candy hearts with messages like "No way," "Are you kidding?", "Don't even think about it" and "You're doomed to die alone"."
Cupid Must Die -- "Be original, send black roses! Or dandelions or crabgrass!"
E-Cards at the New Orleans Channel -- Up to and including images of Ronald McDonald. So you can scare your romantic enemies as well as insult them.
Goth House Anti-Valentine's Day -- "Please -- Rip My Heart Out Of My Body And Destroy It Utterly" (Ah, the season of love.)
Dave's Anti-Valentine's Day Page -- Don't forget to participate in the completely non-bitter "Does Love Suck?" poll.

Evite -- Invite people/person/your dog/yourself to an Anti-Valentine's Day Party.
Virgin.Net Shopping -- Do some selfish anti-V shopping.
Orange Source -- The Anti-Valentine's Day issue.
The Valentine's Day AK47 -- Here's to hoping this man never gets possession of a non-internet gun.
Who's Your Fellowship Fella? -- For those of us desperate enough to have pretend boyfriends. *coughcough*todd*coughcough*

Anti-Valentine T-Shirts -- Fairly self-explanatory, yes?
Anti-Valentine -- "But for those of you who like valentine's day and have a bf or gf, I hope you get fat filling up on chocolate."
Anti-Valentine's Day Apple Pie -- Ugh. Cinnamon hearts?!?
Harper Collins Valentine/Anti-Valentine Campaign "Hallmark may not think there's much of a market for Anti-Valentine's Day cards..." Rowrr.
Anti-Valentine's Day Party Menu -- Sweetheart Sundaes. YES.

Valentine's Day History -- Why we celebrate it. (Read: dead bishop. Fuzzy.)
Pink Stinks -- "...one of these hotspots will be sure to lift your spirits (or help you wallow in misery)."
Anti-Anti-Valentine's Day -- "And don't condemn those that caught their fish for being better fishermen. He just realized that happiness is a better bait.">
Evil Holidays -- "Who said greeting cards had to be nice?"
Be My Anti-Valentine -- "Destined to die alone in a room heavy with the tang of cats and wee."

Shakespeare's Love Potion Remixed -- "...scientists say they have created a modern version of the famed aphrodisiac which made Titania, Queen of the Fairies, fall in love with a donkey in "A Midsummer Night's Dream.""

--Thats it for now. I'd like to, of course, keep some illusion of having a life beyond my computer.

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